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[01.21.08] - What Is Sin?

Folks, I know I talk about sin alot on my little corner of the internet. This entire site, and my entire LIFE, is devoted to its destruction. But even after centuries of investigation, we still know very little about it.

Sin was discovered many thousands of years ago in ancient Sumer. There, the high priests of King E'toki were charged with the proper disposal of human corpses, so as not to anger their heathen, non-christian Gods. It was this way they discovered that the remains of criminals who were crushed into a liquid paste as punishment for their crimes were substantially different than the remains of those who were crushed into liquid paste because the king thought it was funny. After months of research and hundreds of people crushed into liquid paste, it was found that the difference was caused by the wicked acts that the prisoners had committed. These acts would forever be known as 'Sins'.

It wasn't long before a great list had been created of every sin known to man, and sins were banned throughout the great kingdom. However, for all their knowledge and wisdom, the people of Sumer did not have the foresight to worship Christ, chosing instead to pray in their heathen ziggurats to Gods who obviously did not exist. This eventually drew the ire of THE LORD, and he wiped the great kingdom of Sumer off the map in 2000 BC.

Sadly, much of the Sumerians knowledge of sin, as well as their knowledge of crushing people into liquid paste, has been lost to the ages. However, an important fact that has survived the ages is that Sin is caused by the manipulations of a being we know as the DAKR ONE.

You see friends, THE DAKR ONE is the ultimate evil in our world. Fortunately, THE LORD has banished him to the lowest circle of Hell, where he is trapped eternally in a lake of frozen pain. However, every sin committed here on earth strengthens him, and weakens the walls of his dimensional prison. If left unchecked, he will eventually grow strong enough to create a portal from his world to our own, like the TV show 'Sliders'. And like the TV show 'Sliders', he will bring with him an eternity of pain and suffering.

Now that you know a little more about it, you will be no doubt motivated to dedicate your life to absolving sin, as I have. The best way to help me and my divine work is to tell as many of your friends about this important project, and convince them to get their sins absolved. Remember, only you and your dollars can save the world from damnation!

Thanks, and remember to stay sin free.
Maxwell Custer

[01.06.08] - 2008 Is The Year of CUSTER

Friends, a new year is upon us. And though every year means another chance to do THE LORD's work, this year is sure to be particularly important.

For you see my friends, I have received a VISION.

Regular readers will remember that it was THE LORD appearing to me as a magnificent wheel in the sky that inspired me to begin my holy work all those years ago. And as that vision was the turning point in my life, this vision shall be the turning point in all of yours.

For THE LORD hath spoken to me of things to come, of battles to be fought against those who would rain sin down upon us like rain, and of great victories. Unfortunately I cannot speak more of it now, but I can tell you that the work we do here at BeSinFree will be taken to new heights, and BeSinFree shall stand as a bastion of good against all that is evil.

So put on your Jesusin' hat and grab your special holy underwear folks. For it is sure to be one HELL of a year.

And remember, be sure to stay sin free.
Maxwell Custer

[12.12.07] - Custer's Back!

Friends, I know your last several weeks without me have been difficult. Rest assured, my thoughts have never been far from the pouty lips and pert breasts of my flock. The thought of you slowly removing your clothes as you pine for a BeSinFree update absolutely broke my heart.

But you had to be tested. Your devotion to BeSinFree.org, and me, must extend beyond merely stopping by whenever it suits your fancy. Like voting for Ralph Nader, I had to be sure you would stand by me even when you were sure all hope was lost. And those of you who are here with me today have succeeded.

So rejoice, friends! You have proven to be worthy to join the ranks of an elite cadre of sin-haters. The DAKR ONE is surely quaking in his playpen of horror at the sight of your teeming throngs. As he should, for he knows we are to be feared.

Long live BeSinFree.org!
Maxwell Custer

[12.12.07] - Stigmata Sickness

In an attempt to get himself more in tune with "The Christ", Maxwell tried to artificially create stigmata. Unfortunately, his former rambling lifestyle left him without Tetanus shots, so he's a little under the weather. Like Job. But just like Job, he'll be back better than ever!

[10.24.07] - Theo and the Geese REVEALED

Folks, I know you've been waiting to hear the deeper meaning behind last week's fable. I want to apologize for keeping you on the edge of your seats, though I'm sure the more intelligent among you have already deciphered meaning behind the tale of Theo and the geese. The mysterious stranger is, of course, ATHEISM. Atheists always make a convincing argument, whether for accepting a pallet of goose eggs, or purporting that people have involved from simple apes. (I say involved because the E-word is one of the most loathsome curses a person can use in the lords presence). However, the ideas that they present are TAINTED, much like Theo's geese were tainted. And as Theo was ultimately poisoned by the bites of a thousand spiders, Atheists blaspheme's will work their way into your heart and poison your soul in the eyes of the lord.

So remember, never listen to an atheist. Though their intentions may seem benign, listening to them will forever damn your essence.

Thanks, and remember to stay sin free.
Maxwell Custer